关于程序员的几个幽默笑话

一、关于程序员的几个幽默笑话

1.一程序员去面试，面试官问：“你毕业才两年，这三年工作经验是怎么来的？！”程序员答：“加班。”

2.某程序员对书法十分感兴趣，退休后决定在这方面有所建树。于是花重金购买了上等的文房四宝。一日，饭后突生雅兴，一番磨墨拟纸，并点上了上好的檀香，颇有王羲之风范，又具颜真卿气势，定神片刻，泼墨挥毫，郑重地写下一行字：hello world。

3.问：程序员最讨厌康熙的哪个儿子。答：胤禩。因为他是八阿哥（bug）

4.程序猿要了3个孩子，分别取名叫Ctrl、Alt和Delete，如果他们不听话，程序猿就只要同时敲他们一下就会好的。

5.今天在公司听到一句惨绝人寰骂人的话：“你TM就是一个没有对象的野指针！”

二、程序员界有哪些经典的笑话

编程界的笑话别具一格，妙趣横生。如，测试工程师走进酒吧，点了一杯啤酒，一杯咖啡，一杯0.7啤酒，一杯-1啤酒，一杯2^32啤酒，一杯洗脚水，一杯蜥蜴，一份asdfQwer@24dg!&*(@，什么也没要，还是一系列复杂操作，如在酒吧内穿梭，甚至把老板打了一顿。

更有趣的，一个测试工程师点了一杯烫烫烫的锟斤拷，一杯NaN杯Null，甚至一人点了500T啤酒、咖啡、洗脚水、野猫、狼牙棒、奶茶。

一名1T测试工程师将酒吧拆毁，而另一名测试工程师则化装成老板，点了500杯啤酒，却未付款。

在另一场景下，一万个测试工程师呼啸而过，一名测试工程师在酒吧点了啤酒并发出'DROPTABLE酒吧'指令，令人啼笑皆非。

最后，一名顾客点了一份炒饭，结果导致酒吧炸毁。这些笑话以幽默的方式揭示了程序员的思维模式和日常工作中的奇趣现象。

三、程序员幽默的自我介绍

1、一份出色的自我介绍绝对来自于事前的准备与操练。程序员自我介绍如何分段进击，事先架构一个完整内容?以下是我为您整理的程序员自我介绍内容，希望能帮到你。

2、本人XXX，我是一个实事求是、不浮夸的人。喜欢参与团队工作与集体活动。重视自身素质培养。

3、软件开发基础扎实，对编程充满热情，学习能力强，能快速掌握新技术

4、在校期间，曾获午2007—2008学年度优秀团员，2007—2008学年度丙等奖学金，2005年9月份军训优秀个人。曾是系学生会干事，在通过与其他干事的合作，主要对学生宿舍公共卫生、宿舍文化、晚归等进行监督管理，评定优秀寝室，不定期组织学生活动(寝室篮球赛、跳蚤文化市场等)

5、实习期间就职于金融事业本部，部门业务涉及全国数省的农村信用社核心业务系统、城市商业银行支付系统以及外围辅助服务系统。我一直在广东四地市的农信社做软件开发工作。先后参与了广东省四地市的银行卡系统、综合业务系统卡改造、电话银行系统、自助终端系统等的开发和实施。相信您的信任与我的实力将为我们带来共同的成功!希望我能为贵公司贡献自己的力量!

6、 my name is zhao wanjun. wanjun is my given name. wan means sweet and jun means person, so my name means a sweet-tempered girl. i actually am! but you can call me june, for your convenience, j-u-n-e, IT's similar to my chinese name jun. i am from enping, a small cITy in the southwest of guangdong province, near hongkong and macao. maybe you have never been there before, IT's well known for the hot springs there.

7、 in 2014, i got the highest score in the college entrance examinations in my cITy and entered zhongshan universITy. my major is computer science. my gpa ranks in the top 40% among all students, but i have stronger c++ programming skills than many others. also, i was the first one to learn java in my class.

8、 i was chosen by a teacher of mine to participate in his project. the project was about a lan chat room, and i developed the instant messaging system in IT. i was the only female student in this project team.

9、 besides study and the project, i worked in the student union for two years, first year as a member, next year promoted to be the general secretary. my colleagues describe me as a reliable and considerate person.

10、 ibm is top on my job hunting list for of the reasons you hear every day. i look forward to joining a famous company as IT means good training, good pay, and good people to work wITh, just like you gentlemen!

11、 technical support engineer is my ideal job because i have both a technical background and the abilITy to deal wITh clients. also, traveling isn’t a problem although i am a woman.

12、 good morning, my name is jack, it is really a great honor to have this opportunity for a interview, i would like to answer whatever you may raise, and i hope i can make a good performance today, eventually enroll in this prestigious university in september. now i will introduce myself briefly,i am 21 years old,born in heilongjiang province,northeast of china,and i am curruently a senior student at beijing xx uni.my major is packaging engineering.and i will receive my bachelor degree after my graduation in june.in the past 4 years,i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 with an ease. and i have acquired basic knowledge

13、 of packaging and publishing both in theory and in practice. besides, i have attend several packaging exhibition hold in beijing, this is our advantage study here, i have taken a tour to some big factory and company. through these i have a deeply understanding of domestic packaging industry. compared to developed countries such as us, unfortunately, although we have made extraordinary progress since 1978,our packaging industry are still underdeveloped, mess, unstable, the situation of employees in this field are awkard. but i have full confidence in a bright future if only our economy can keep the growth pace still. i guess you maybe interested in the reason itch to law, and what is my plan during graduate study life, i would like to tell you that pursue law is one of my lifelong goal,i like my major packaging and i won't give up,if i can pursue my master degree here i will combine law with my former education. i will work hard in thesefields,patent,trademark, copyright, on the base of my years study in department of p&p, my character? i cannot describe it well, but i know i am optimistic and confident. sometimes i prefer to stay alone, reading, listening to music, but i am not lonely, i like to chat with my classmates, almost talk everything,my favorite pastime is valleyball,playing cards or surf online. through college life,i learn how to balance between study and entertainment. by the way, i was a actor of our amazing drama club. i had a few glorious memory on stage. that is my pride.